DOTLAN EveMaps

u'Michael Coffin, famous inventor of the Tech II Crew Storage Container presents:

\u200bCATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES

Do you wish to showcase your prized collection in STYLE and GLAMOUR? Is one of your crewmembers in DIRE NEED of doing involuntary E.V.A. work? We got your grounds covered!

Our prices are so steep, you\'d think we\'re trying to bury ourselves in debt!

\u200b\u200bCATAFALQUE ENTERPRISES has a morbidly fascinating history, providing shelter to the homeless Minmatar slaves of Amarr VIII: Osiris, starting colonies for the finest materials and designing the caskets of SEVERAL royal Amarrians over the last few years. When after the succession trials the failed contestants had to commit ritual suicide, their families looked no further!"

"...And lastly, we would like to thank Michael Coffin for his amazing contributions to our morgue." - The Desolate Order

But don\'t get us wrong - we provide happiness to anyone! Slave, emperor, alive, dead? Doesn\'t matter. We\'ll even launch coffins into your local star \u200b*absolutely free!*\u200b do note, if your local star happens to be in a system with less than 0.3 security rating, shipping can take an hour or two.

"This is definetely not what I imagined being a space coffin." - SpeedWeed, titan pilot



NEW: PRESERVATION PODS*\u200b

ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR FAVORITE CORPSES DEGRADING LIKE PLANETBORNE MEAT?

Well cool down, Michael coffin presents: The Cryo Display Case!

The CDC can fit up to three precious human bodies per tube and will freeze them to prevent degradation until the heat death of the universe. Thanks to Caldari Navy technology, our glass walls do NOT stain from the constant frost, allowing you to perfectly display showcase your finest wares to visitors, friends and unwilling people alike. You can even see the remains of their implants if necessary!

Note: Yes, the CDC comes with a minibar.'